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WE ARE ARSENAL AND ARSENAL IS OUR BUSINESS

They say that ARSENAL has stayed for 15 years without winning the EPL, but they never say Manchester Utd spent 26 yrs without winning in the EPL (1967- 1993).

They never say LIVERPOOL F.C stayed for 30 years until now 2019-2020 season.

They never say CHELSEA spent half a century plus one – 51 years without winning EPL (1954-2005).

They never mention Manchester City took 44 yrs without winning EPL (1964- 2012).

They never yap that Tottenham stayed and is still waiting and counting since Kenya got its independence to date (1964- and still counting) without winning EPL.

They forget to say by choice, that it’s only ARSENAL that has gone for the entire season UNBEATEN in the English premier League.

And lest you forget, it’s  the ONLY team that has NEVER been relegated ever since it started playing in the English premier league.

We are the first TEAM from epl to beat real madrid at home

The most competitive cup in England is FA cup we lead 14 followed by man u

And to they also forget that it’s ARSENAL that has loyal fans across the globe. We remain to be the greatest club that is going to win the Europa League this season.

#kroenke out. we are not going to forgive we are not going to forget

A MAN SHOCKS THE VILLAGE AFTER IMPREGNATING HIS MOTHER IN LAW

A 32-year old man in Bugoma county has shocked his village after impregnating his mother-in-law who had visited them to assist daughter who had delivered recently in handling their newborn baby. Kelvin Waliba, according to his wife, did not deny having an intimate affair with her 43 years old mother.

Ms Nekesa, Waliba’s wife, blamed herself for having invited her mother to help babysit their 5 months old daughter after refusing to hire a househelp in fear that she will take her husband. “I feared that the house help will come and take my place . I therefore invited my mother to come over and help as I make plans to get a househelp”

Mr Waliba who works as a gardener in a neighbouring school is said to have been sneaking back into the house and engaging in lovemaking with the 43 year old mother-in-law. According to the mother-in-law, she has been single and therefore didn’t see any problem with what she did. Because she need someone to help her in satisfying her thirst of making love.

“I am not married and was struggling with intense dryspell. I found it hard to reject Kelvin advances”, Said the Mother-in-law. Village elders are now planning a cleansing ceremony for the family as this is considered a great taboo in this community.