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MOMBASA COUNTY
CHANGAMWE SUB COUNTY
CHANGAMWE POLICE STATION
SUBJECT: INCIDENT REPORT. Refer my OB O4/26/04/2021 at 0246 hrs. It was reported to the station by No. 238005 Pc Jeremiah mungwana through his mobile phone 0710592086 while he was on his way from wayani area to the station where he had gone to drop two security guards namely

1. Paul mutinda of tel 0703865329 and
2. Gideon Tanui of tel 0738324227 who had earlier reported a stealing report vide changamwe On No. 59/25/04/2021 at 2255hrs where an accused person was arrested and recovery of a metal pipe/bar was made and when he had arrived Mainland area MR 396402 around 1km East of the station he saw two people wearing police jungle uniform who flagged him down and when he stopped the two attacked him.As he was trying to defend himself he was able to recognize one of them as a police officer by name Maxwell.The officer sustained slight bruises on the right hand. A backup team from changamwe police station that was nearby responded immediately and the two were arrested and escorted to the station. Upon interrogation it was established that the two were 1. No. 112130 PC Nyongesa who was wearing a police smoke jacket and had one teargas. The officer was transferred to daadab police station in the year 2020 and had his residence within changamwe where his family used to stay. 2. civilian namely Lamek Juma a luhya male adult aged 29yrs in police smoke jacket, millitary trousers and a jungle hat. The officer’s residence in Migadini was raided and several Government items recovered. All placed in custody awaiting further police action.Case P.U.I

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A man who pleaded guilty to being found in possession of uncustomed goods was sentenced to a one-year jail term. 32-year-old Joseph Mwangi had been arrested by detectives from the Special Service Unit, for being found in possession of 25 drums of ethanol.

The drums that were full to the brim with the chemical compound, had been carefully loaded into a lorry that he was driving and concealed using 50 sacks of maize, to create a false impression that he was transporting maize.

However, detectives working on a tip-offintercepted the lorry in Ruaka, Kiambu county. In a ruling made at the Kibera law courts yesterday by Senior Resident Magistrate Charles Mwaniki, the suspect was convicted to a one year jail term on his own plea of guilty, with an option of a Sh250,000 fine.

The magistrate further ordered that the 5,000 litres of ethanol be forfeited to the state, through the Kenya Revenue Authority who shall be at liberty to dispose it & recover the unpaid taxes. Meanwhile, the lorry shall be released to its owner & the maize restored to the accused.

We congratulate the court for the fast and judicious judgment, since the ethanol could also go a along way in making the government free sanitizers.

SUBJECT: INCIDENT REPORT.

MERU COUNTY, IMENTI NORTH SUB-COUNTY, MERU POLICE STATION.

Reference is to OB No. 40/26/4 /2021 recorded at 1300 hours. It was report by No. 2017142131 PC Christne Nzavi Mwendwa aged 26 years a Prison Warder at Meru Women Prison that on 24/4/2021 at around 1700 hours as she was walking to Maguna Supermarket for shopping from GK Prison lines Meru, she lost her memory and later regained it at around 0200 hours and found herself lying naked in a locked lodging room within Makutano township having had been raped by a person not known to her. She raised an alarm and was rescued by the lodging management. The reportee was treated and discharged from Nairobi women’s hospital Meru in a stable condition. The scene was visited and investigation in progress.Case PUI.

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Bungoma Man Who Impregnated Mother-in-law To Undergo Cleansing

A 32-year-old man in Bungoma has left the area in shock and disbelief after he allegedly impregnated his wife’s mother.

It is reported that the mother in laws had gone to visit them and help her daughter in taking care of her new born.

The man identified as Kelvin Wiliba however did not denied having slept with the mother in law who is 43-year-old.

The wife, Nekesa said that she blamed herself for inviting her mother to her home.

“I am a full time employee and I don’t have enough money to hire a househelp. I therefore invited my mother to come over and help as I make plans to get a househelp,” the wife said.

Defending herself, the mother in law said that she has been single for long and didn’t see anything wrong with sleeping with her son in law.

“I am not married and was struggling with intense dry spell. I found it hard to reject Kelvin advances,” the mother in law said.

The area village elders said that they will conduct a cleansing ceremony to avert any taboo that might befall the family and community.

This comes barely three days ago where another Man in Murang’a County impregnated his mother in law.

MAKADARA SUBCOUNTY, INDUSTRIAL AREA POLICE STATION

SUBJECT RECOVERY OF G3 RIFLE FROM A DRUNKEN OFFICER INCIDENT REPORT.
PLEASE REFER TO INDO AREA OB 72/23/4/2021 AT 21.10 HRS.IT WAS REPORTED BY NO. 206051 CPL DISMUS ORANGO OF COMMERCIAL POLICE POST WITHIN INDUSTRIAL COMMAND THAT AT AROUND 8.30 PM WHILE DRIVING HIS CAR REG. NO. KCR 155 Q MAKE TOYOTA RACTIS HE ENTERED OLA PETROL STATION ALONG ENTERPRISE ROAD AT DT DOBIE ROUND ABOUT AND AS HE WAS COMING OUT OF THE SAID PETROL STATION WHILE ENTERING THE MAIN ENTERPRISE ROAD HE WAS HIT BY ANOTHER VEHICLE KBQ 215 J MITSUBISH DOUBLE CABIN L 200 HE STOPPED CAME OUT OF THE VEHICLE THE OTHER DRIVER WHO WAS IN FULL AP UNIFORM ALSO CAME OUT WHILE STAGGERING. TWO CIVILIANS ALSO CAME OUT OF THE PICK UP ONE WITH RASTAS AND WAS HOLDING A G3 RIFLE ON INTERROGATING HIM HE LIED TO HIM THAT HE WORKS WITH GSU. HE SUSPECTED THAT HE COULD NOT BE A GSU OFFICER WITH RASTAS AND GRABBED THE SAID G3 AND A SMALL POCKET PHONE BELIEVED TO BE BELONGING TO UNKNOWN SECURITY FIRM IMMEDIATELY BOTH CIVILIANS RAN AWAY TO UNKNOWN DESTINATION LEAVING THE DRUNK OFFICER AT THE SCENE. THE CPL CALLED FOR REINFORCEMENT AND THE DUTY OFFICER RUSHED TO THE SCENE AND HELPED IN ARRESTING THE OFFICER AND ESCORTED HIM TO THE POLICE STATION. AT THE STATION IT WAS ESTABLISHED THAT HE WAS NO. 243702 APC DANIEL MBUGUA WACHIRA WHO WAS ON GUARD DUTIES AT KAREN AT THE RESIDENCE OF JUSTICE NZIOKA YET TO BE CONFIRMED.HE APPEARED VERY DRUNK AND COULD NOT STATE WHERE THEY WERE HEADING TO. IT IS SUSPECTED THAT THEY WERE GOING TO COMMIT A FELONY AT UNKNOWN DESTINATION. THE SAID G3 S/ NO FMP 403777 WITH ONE MAGAZINE LOADED WITH 20 RDS RECOVERED AND A POCKET PHONE S/ NO. NOT VISIBLE KEPT IN THE ARMOURY AS EXHIBIT FOR SAFE CUSTODY AND THE OFFICER BOOKED IN CUSTODY WHILE APPEARING DRUNK. CASE P.U.I

1. Put Sufuria on fire.😂
2. Realize there is no matchbox.
3. Run🏃 to canteen for the matchbox☺️.
4. Come back, light fire.
5. Put water on the Sufuria.
6. Realize their is no water in the containers🤣.
7. Run🏃 to the tap outside you find the queue is long.
8. Remember you didn’t put off the gas.
   9.Run🏃 back to the house you find Sufuria ‘burning’.
9. You want to remove Sufuria but you can’t remember where you put “Kamata”.
10. You hit the Sufuria to fall off the gas.
11. You run back to the tap and bring water🙈😁🤣😅.
12. Put the water on the Sufuria and heat to boiling.
13. You want to put unga and stir.
14. You realize the unga is not enough😉.
15. Run🏃 to the shop again.
16. Buy a small unga. Ya ajab
17. Meet a friend on your way and start talking.🤣
18. Come back and find the Sufuria “has finished” the water.
19. Add more water and wait to boil again.
20. Pour the unga and prepare to stir.🤣
21. You realize you didn’t wash the ‘Mwiko’ so you wash first.
22. ‘Kamata’ is still missing you. You use a piece of cloth(boxer mzee) to hold Sufuria.
23. Now stir as you add more unga.
24. Continue stirring until the unga thickens.
25. Go outside and “smell” kama imeiva.🤣😅
26. Serve the ugali but you realize there is no clean plate.
27. Wash one plate quickly.😉😁
28. You notice the “Kamata” was just their next to the gas….Nkt.
29. Eat the ugali “small-Small” as you prepare vegetables.😁🤣
    Let me not tell you how we cook vegetables because we will end up eating next week 😁🤣😅

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Police officers in Bungoma County,Mt. Elgon sub county led by OCS Kapsokwony Police Station chief inspector Edward Mabonga were on mobile patrol within Kipchiria village MRXR 990926 about 4 kms east of the station when they came across over three hundred people drinking busaa/changaa alcoholic drinks.

The officers challenged them to surrender,they dispersed then regrouped after few minutes armed with pangas,rungus and other crude weapons surrounding the officers ready to attack them. This prompted the to act in self defence whereby Pc.Paul Mugambi fired six rounds of ammunition from his Ak 47 rifle into the air and four tear gas canisters were thrown to the group which scared them enabling the officers to retreat back.

During the incident,none of the officers was injured but the station motorvehicle registration No. GKB576J Ford Ranger was hit with a stone which broke one side mirror.Efforts on progress to seek more reinforcements to hunt and arrest the notorious brewers soon.

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